Free THIRST on Spotify!

Hide your kids, hide your wife…THIRST is free to listen on Spotify!

If you use SPOTIFY, 3.5 hours of drunk poems await! Get the audio book in its entirety — all good, the bad, and the hilarious — free via the button below.

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